OrgyBot

What's This?

OrgyBot is a friendly robot that helps you and your socially awkward intimate associates plan adult sexytime parties. If for social or logistical reasons it's tricky for guests to negotiate the who, what, and when of group sexual escapades, OrgyBot can interview them before the event and suggest a mathematically optimal schedule for everyone's activities, taking into consideration the mutual interests of every possible pairing of guests.

In other words, this is a nerdy solution to one of the biggest impediments to sexually adventurous friends doing sexually adventurous things: the awkwardness of those initial negotiations. OrgyBot serves as a middleman to help those negotiations happen more comfortably.

Consent is Key

Though OrgyBot uses the power of its sexy algorithms to help with the beginning of the consent negotiation process, it insists that all participants respect the importance of personally communicating consent with your non-robotic meat-bodies before any intimate activities take place. Consent is clear, detailed, uncoerced, expressed before activities take place, and able to be rescinded at any time, or else it's not consent. OrgyBot is best used by groups of people who already know (and dig) each other, as the risk of bad communication and bad times goes up when strangers get added to the mix.

Awesome! How Do I Use It?

Hate to be a buzzkill, but OrgyBot is still in development, and there's no timeline for release yet. For questions, feel free to contact admin@orgybot.com.